VIKING HANDS

Individual body analysis · Online and on Koh Phangan

Pain in your
neck, back
or knees?

In 75 minutes you will know where your pain actually comes from — and what to do about it starting tomorrow.

3 minutes · free · no account

What this is built on

2.500+
2,500 bodies analysed one by one
35+
35 years working with movement
10
10 years of professional handball in the German first and second division
2015
Trainer of the Year 2015

Where it usually starts

The body speaks up
where it shows

You sit a lot, move the same way every day, carry pressure — and at some point your body speaks up. Most solutions treat the symptom.

Neck & shoulder

Tension from sitting, one-sided load and constant pressure.

Lower back

Lumbago and disc trouble — often from weakened joint chains.

Knees

Pain on stairs, when running, in daily life — often not a knee problem at all.

What most people get wrong

Three sentences
that will not go away

The fitness industry gives simple answers to complex questions. Here are three of them.

Myth 01

“A strong back never hurts.”

The truth

Some joints need to be mobile, others stable. Build muscle without that balance and you get stiffer, not freer.

Myth 02

“Stretching fixes tension.”

The truth

Hard tissue does not relax by pulling on it. It has to soften first. Only then can fascia, joints and muscles let go.

Myth 03

“The problem is where it hurts.”

The truth

Rarely. Knee pain often starts at the ankle, neck pain in the thoracic spine.

The Viking Hands Method

Understand. Release.
Build.

No guessing. No chasing symptoms. Three steps that build on each other.

Understand

A joint-by-joint screening of the whole movement chain. We look for the cause, not the sore spot.

Release

Soften tissue, fascia and trigger points — before anything gets built on top.

Build

Mobility and stability, in that order, then a daily routine that actually sticks.

The Viking Hands Method

What the work
looks like

No machines, no class. Two people, one body, and the question of which chain is not doing its part.

Mirko correcting a banded lunge
Mirko guiding a rotation exercise on the mat
Mirko leading a banded exercise on the beach
Mirko Naber sitting on the beach, looking into the camera

Who is behind this

Mirko
Naber

Mirko is a trainer, not a therapist. He does not diagnose and does not treat. He looks at how you move, traces the cause through the movement chain — and builds up what is missing with you, step by step.

  • Former professional handball player
  • Ten years as a trainer in the Robinson Clubs
  • Lives and works on Koh Phangan, Thailand
  • Author of all Viking Hands Method content

Real experiences

When results
speak for themselves

Six people describe what changed for them. Recorded by themselves, unedited.

01:07

01 / 06

Client · Shoulder, arm & movement analysis

Six months without pain

A precise movement analysis, one focused session, and complaints that have not come back since.

Your path

Four steps,
one after the other

  1. Pain Check

    Free, 3 minutes. Movement type, risk level and ten exercises.

  2. Body screening

    75 minutes with Mirko. Fully credited against whatever comes next.

  3. Coaching

    Your plan, twice five minutes a day. Every month saves towards the trip.

  4. The retreat

    A week on Koh Phangan — where the work goes to the cause, not the symptom.

Who this is for

Who this is for —
and who it is not

A fit

  • You want the cause solved, not the symptom muted.
  • You take responsibility for your own part.
  • You stay with it when it gets uncomfortable.
  • You think in years, not weeks.

Not a fit

  • You want a quick fix without doing the work.
  • You want agreement rather than honest feedback.
  • You genuinely have no ten minutes a day right now.

Individual body analysis · Online and on Koh Phangan

Find out where your pain comes from

3 minutes · free · no account